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Title: King and Dragonheart [1/?]
Fandom: Hobbit 2012/AU/Temeraire-esque
Rating: PG13 to date
Pairings: Bagginshield and Dwori
A/N: I didn’t actually intend on writing this but it somehow happened. O_o; Readers won’t need to be familiar with Temeraire for this story, because I’m a lazy researcher and didn’t want to get caught up with the details ^^;;; Basically, dragonrider fic, plus A/B/O trope.
Summary: The Shire has sent Bilbo and his companion, Myrtle, to Erebor to answer the call to the war council. Azog is massing an army, but Bilbo isn’t entirely sure why this concerns the Shire with its gentle folk and small dragons.
Title: (Not Quite) Prince Charming [Complete]
Fandom: The Hobbit
Warnings: Modern AU
Rating: NC17 overall
Pairing: Thilbo (Thorin x Bilbo)
Length: 68k (man, I’m long winded)
Summary: The problem, Bilbo would later tell Gandalf in aggrieved irritation, was not so much the unannounced visitors, oh no, but the fact that due to the lateness of the hour and sheer merciless fate, it came to be that at the respectable age of forty, Bilbo was being introduced to a real, live king while wearing striped pyjamas and fluffy slippers.
“…LOL I’M TERRIBLE AT SUMMERIES BUT THE STORY IS GOOD I SWEAR PLZ READ IT OKAY?” (Fanfic Flamingo) …NO.
Things that can instantly put me off fanfic:
1. Glaring misspellings and grammatical errors in the summary.
2. Author claiming that his/her story is awesome plz read ok.
3. Author begging for reviews in the summary.
4. Bashing other pairings in the summary…
5. Massive wall of text summary consisting of a large paragraph excerpt from the fic in question.
#please do not let fanfiction writers get a hold of this one
Screaming and crying at these
Someone give this list to Dean
(Source: ryukus, via wtffanfiction)